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North Shore Towers Courier n January 2017 19 Who sleeps? SENIOR Sleep! Sometimes it’s so elusive. When I hear someone say, “I sleep like a baby,” it’s the only time I’m envious. I’d like to turn the clock back, not to being a baby, but to exactly when “my internal clock” started to misfire. Maybe it would help. Was it when I waited up to hear my kids coming home from a date at night or was it before that, when they were infants and I listened through the night for a whimper of discomfort? Who knew that not sleeping half the time would turn into not sleeping full-time? I blame the gray hair and wrinkles on my kids. Dare I blame them for not sleeping? I once heard a celebrity say he sleeps only three to four hours a night and dozes in his limousine. Gee! I haven’t tried a limousine yet, and he probably paid others to lose sleep over his kids. I understand most adults need between seven to nine hours of sleep or else you run up a “sleep debt.” If I owed out financially what I owe myself in sleep, I’d be bankrupt! To avoid sleep debt, it is suggested to take short naps. Move over kid! Is there MOMENTS by gloria beck room for me in your crib? I tried everything, even “old wives’ tales.” I’m sure you’ve heard that counting sheep is a great help? I’ve tried it and it didn’t work. Personally, it presented me with another problem. What am I to do with the flock I’ve accumulated? Where I live, we’re not even allowed to have pets. I like lamb on my plate, but roving around in my apartment, that is ridiculous! Do you think I could possibly train them to use a litter box? It’s suggested to cure sleep problems, get up earlier. I go to bed at 10 p.m. and get up around 3 a.m. At what time should I get up? Do you think 2 a.m. would be okay? How about meditation? I have a friend who says she’s tried it and it didn’t work. She thinks she’s “over-meditated.” Psychologists say, save the bedroom, for bedroom activities only. It’ll help you sleep better. Sleep and sex… yes! Well that’s a topic for another time! Great rates like ours are always in season. Great rates like ours are always in season. 1.10% 7-7-Month Month CD CD APY1 APY1 $5,000 minimum deposit $5,000 minimum deposit To qualify you must open a Flushing Bank Complete Checking Plus account. Get the complete access and control you desire with a competitive interest rate and banking on-the-go with our Flushing Bank Mobile2 app. To qualify you must open a Flushing Bank Complete Checking Plus account. Get the complete access and control you desire with a competitive interest rate and banking on-the-go with our Flushing Bank Mobile2 app. For more information and to find out about our other great offers, visit your local Flushing Bank branch, call 800.581.2889 or visit www.FlushingBank.com. Small enough to know you. Large enough to help you. Small enough to know you. Large enough to help you. 1 New money only. APY effective December 23, 2016 Annual percentage yield assumes principal and interest remain on deposit for a full year at current rate. Minimum deposit balance of $5,000 is required. Funds cannot be transferred from an existing Flushing Bank account. Premature withdrawals may be subject to bank and IRS penalties. Rates and offer are subject to change without notice. A new Complete Checking Plus account with a $5,000 minimum initial deposit is required to receive the CD with the advertised rate. Certain fees and restrictions may apply. For new IRA and rollover accounts, the minimum deposit balance is $5,000. A new checking account is not required for IRA accounts. Speak with a Flushing Bank representative for more details. 2 Flushing Bank Mobile Banking is available to all Flushing Bank online banking users. Flushing Bank is a registered trademark December 2016 ¢ NORTH SHORE TOWERS COURIER 19 For more information and to find out about our other great offers, visit your local Flushing Bank branch, call 800.581.2889 or visit www.FlushingBank.com. 1 New money only. APY effective December 23, 2016 Annual percentage yield assumes principal and interest remain on deposit for a full year at current rate. Minimum deposit balance of $5,000 is required. Funds cannot be transferred from an existing Flushing Bank account. Premature withdrawals may be subject to bank and IRS penalties. Rates and offer are subject to change without notice. A new Complete Checking Plus account with a $5,000 minimum initial deposit is required to receive the CD with the advertised rate. Certain fees and restrictions may apply. For new IRA and rollover accounts, the minimum deposit balance is $5,000. A new checking account is not required for IRA accounts. Speak with a Flushing Bank representative for more details. 2 Flushing Bank Mobile Banking is available to all Flushing Bank online banking users. Flushing Bank is a registered trademark FB 748 Winter Rate CD Schneps.indd 1 12/22/16 10:21 AM


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