SENIOR MOMENTS by gloria beck WHAT’S IN YOUR WALLET? Fine Italian Dining Since 1991 Owner Operated & Supervised PRIVATE BANQUET FACILITIES ACCOMMODATING UP TO 100 PERSONS Please make your reservations early For Reservations Call 516.352.7418 246-04 Jericho Tpke., Bellerose of Floral Park, Southside, 3 blocks east of Cross Island Parkway ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED www.arturorestaurant.com Luncheons Mon., Wed-Fri. 12pm-3pm Homemade Traditional Italian Specialties Seafood • Desserts Dinners Mon., Wed & Thurs. 5pm-10pm Fri. & Sat. 5pm-11pm Open Sundays 3pm-9:30pm CLOSED TUESDAY ZAGAT RATED Mother’s Day WITH US!! We are open at 1PM on Mother’s Day COME CELEBRATE 20 North Shore Towers Courier n May 2016 It seems every time I turn on the TV I hear the question, “What’s in your wallet?” Actually, this guy really wouldn’t want to know what’s in my wallet. It looks more like an accordion folder. I cannot fit another thing in it and that’s not even counting money. How many pictures of your grandchildren do you have in your wallet? I think I’m approaching an album, and that’s not quite up to the amount I already have in my iPhone. How about charge cards? Have I left any store out? I still have my old A&S card. Recently, I weighed my wallet and now I know why I tilt to one side when I walk. It’s not easy. If I wore my wallet strapped to my back, surely my posture would improve. Sometimes when I’m waiting for an appointment somewhere I think of doing lifts with my wallet. It’s better than carrying weights, but I don’t want to draw attention to myself. Can you imagine an office full of people doing lifts with their wallet? When you go home and per chance you’re asked by your mate how much you spent shopping, you can proudly say, “I didn’t spend too much, but I had to pull my wallet out a number of times. Feel these biceps.” Scary enough, so the next time there will be fear and no questions asked. You know some positive things can come of this predicament. Perhaps if you are in the theater and can’t see, because the person in front of you is too tall, just pull out that wallet and sit on it. No one will question you because who can see what you’re sitting on? If you get a flat tire and need to prop your car up, just shove that wallet in place. Not high enough? Just keep adding a few dollars. I’m thinking if I am ever mugged, my purse loaded with my wallet can be used as a defensive weapon. WHAM! I know I’m not alone. Have you looked at purses lately? They are now luggage size to accommodate oversized wallets. Recently I saw someone dragging her purse on wheels. What a wallet she must have!
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