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JOKES ON MAIN
Get your laugh on with these four
funnymen: Michael Somerville, Motts
Pelazza, Joey Callahan, and Bill Chiang.
Patchogue Theatre for the Performing
Arts, 71 East Main St., Patchogue, patchoguetheatre.
org $30. 8 p.m. Jan. 14.
SHILELAGH LAW
This group is everything you’d expect
from New York Irish music with lots of
dancing, jigs, and laughter. All door proceeds
go to Law Enforcement Offi cers
Fund. Mulcahy’s Pub & Concert Hall,
3232 Railroad Ave., Wantagh, muls.com
$20. 9 p.m. Jan. 15.
BEEHIVE: THE ‘60S MUSICAL
This show is a loving, rockin’ celebration
of the Flower Power era’s female
voices whose music stands the test of
time, including Diana Ross, Janis Joplin,
Carole King, Aretha Franklin, and Tina
Turner. CM Performing Arts Center, 931
Montauk Hwy., Oakdale, cmpac.com
$23-$38. Jan. 15-29.
PUSS-IN-BOOTS
When Christopher inherits his father’s
cat, he is set on an adventure that takes
him to the palace of King Vexmus and
beyond. Theatre Three, 412 Main St.,
Port Jeff erson, theatrethree.com $10.
Jan. 15-Feb. 5.
JEFF DUNHAM: SERIOUSLY
One of the top-grossing comedians and
ventriloquists in the world today will
be leaving audiences slap-happy when
he brings his hilarious stand-up act to
Long Island. UBS Arena, 2400 Hempstead
Tpke., Belmont Park, ubsarena.
com $56-$225. 3 p.m. Jan. 16.
ELI YOUNG BAND
The Texas group that won an Academy
of Country Music Award for Song of
the Year for their chart-topper, “Crazy
Girl.” The Paramount, 370 New York
Ave., Huntington, paramountny.com
$24.50-$100. 8 p.m. Jan. 20.
EMERSON STRING QUARTET
The window is closing to see one of
the world’s premier chamber music
ensembles for more than four decades,
as they’re retiring in 2023. Staller Center
for the Arts, Stony Brook University,
100 Nicolls Rd., Stony Brook, stallercenter.
com $52-$60. 7 p.m. Jan. 26.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
A musical about a young person fi nding
a community and creating her tribe,
Punk Rock Girl is a noisy celebration
of all things raw and ragged; trashy
and heartfelt; familiar and alien. The
Argyle Theatre at Babylon Village, 34
West Main St., Babylon, argyletheatre.
com $48-$82. Jan. 20-Feb. 27.
TIM DILLON
This comic was one of the Top 100 fi nalists
on Season 9 of Last Comic Standing,
and co-hosts “Stewed: A Comedy Food
Podcast” with Mike Recine on Cave
Comedy Radio. The Paramount, 370
New York Ave., Huntington, paramountny.
com Sold Out 7 p.m. Jan. 11,
$29.50-$59.50 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m. Jan. 22.
ANIMANIACS IN CONCERT
Original cast members Rob Paulsen and
Maurice LaMarche, who voice Pinky
and The Brain, fi nally show what they’re
going to do tonight. (The same thing
they do every night: Try to take over
the world). NYCB Theatre at Westbury,
960 Brush Hollow Rd., Westbury, thetheatreatwestbury.
com $27.50-$125. 8
p.m. Jan. 22.
PATRICIA SHIH
Shih performs her original folk-fusion
music that leaves audiences laughing,
thinking and feeling deeply. Landmark
on Main Street, 232 Main St., Port
Washington, landmarkonmainstreet.
org Free. 2 p.m. Jan. 26.
MY NAME IS NOT MOM
A hilarious journey through motherhood
with comics Meredith Masony, Tiffany
Jenkins and Dena Blizzard. NYCB
Theatre at Westbury, 960 Brush Hollow
Rd., Westbury, thetheatreatwestbury.
com $39.50-$89.50. 7:30 p.m. Jan. 27.
SCOTTY MCCREERY
This American Idol season 10 champ and
platinum-selling country artist makes
an appearance up north on The Same
Truck Tour. The Paramount, 370 New
York Ave., Huntington, paramountny.
com $35-$149. 8 p.m. Jan. 27.
ROCK OF AGES
The fi ve-time Tony Award-nominated
Broadway smash hit musical tells the
story of a small-town girl, a city boy, and
a rock ‘n’ roll romance on the Sunset
Strip. John W. Engeman Theater, 250
Main St., Northport, engemantheater.
com $75. Jan. 27- Mar. 13.
DON’T LET THE PIGEON DRIVE THE
BUS! (THE MUSICAL)
Starring an innovative mix of actors,
puppets, songs, and feathers, the musical
version of this popular children’s
book is sure to get everyone’s wings
fl apping. Tilles Center for the Performing
Arts, LIU Post, 720 Northern Blvd.,
Brookville, tillescenter.org $11. 10:30
a.m. Jan. 28.
KELLI O’HARA AND SETH
RUDETSKY
These two Broadway stars perform
with the backing of the South Shore
Symphony. Madison Theatre at Molloy
College, 1000 Hempstead Ave., Rockville
Centre, madisontheatreny.org $85-$150.
7:30 p.m. Jan. 28.
JOE MATARESE
This comic takes his autobiographical
stand up to Long Island, where he will
tickle audiences with tales of his home
life, struggles with ADD and subsequent
medication, parenting and marriage
to a psychologist. Governor’s Comedy
Club, 90 Division Ave., Levittown, govs.
com $22. 8 p.m. Jan. 28.
THURSDAY
This infl uential New Jersey-based screamo
band is back on the road with special
guests: Cursive, Jeremy Enigk, and
The Appleseed Cast. The Paramount,
370 New York Ave., Huntington, paramountny.
com $24.50-$90. 7 p.m. Jan. 29.
BRANFORD MARSALIS
Known for the telepathic communication
among its personnel, deep book of
original music replete with expressive
melodies and provocative forms, and an
unrivaled spirit, the Branford Marsalis
Quartet has long been recognized as the
standard to which other ensembles of
its kind must be measured. Madison
Theatre at Molloy College, 1000 Hempstead
Ave., Rockville Centre, madisontheatreny.
org $50-$95. 8 p.m. Jan. 29.
DISNEY’S FROZEN JR.
When faced with danger, princesses
Anna and Elsa discover their hidden
potential and the powerful bond of
sisterhood. This enchanting musical
features all of the memorable songs
from the hit Disney film and will
thaw even the coldest heart. John
W. Engeman Theater, 250 Main St.,
Northport, engemantheater.com $20.
Jan. 29-Feb. 27.
PRESS BUZZ
Patricia Shih will perform at Landmark on Main.
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